i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
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