I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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