i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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