reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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