Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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