No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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