True but thats because hes a fetus.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
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