He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
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