Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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