I threw up into my coffee this morning.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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