Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
did i walk over a car last night?
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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