If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
Randomize
