I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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