hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
