I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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