high people should be assigned attendants
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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