btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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