Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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