Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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