I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
love makes seman taste better
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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