thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
barbara walters just said penis...
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
