I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
It's shark week go big or go home
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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