Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Randomize
