You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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