I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Drake has all the answers
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
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