we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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