i permit you to call me
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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