We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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