So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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