we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
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