Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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