There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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