Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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