when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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