This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
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