Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
no you cant smoke seaweed
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
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