she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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