Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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