what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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