we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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