Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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