im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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