Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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