yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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