Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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