Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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