I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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