idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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