Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
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