I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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