Kiss
Puke
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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