We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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