Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
You were trust falling into bushes
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